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[bunnyfeather]

George Bush met The Queen and said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

The Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr. Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

Comments

[smashboredom.livejournal.com]

Har!

For all the talk of there being a US Empire it never occured to me that the word meant there was an Emperor.

[ramsesthesecond.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha, wowo another great joke .... I love it,,, and it really present the way bush thinks hahahahahah..